The Daily Dumb 11-5-2009

Drunk dudes who couldn’t carry a tune in a bucket, a face full of grip tape, 6 historic villains you didn’t know had incredible careers, and much much more.

Take the hint.
FTW
There are easier ways to ride a bike.
Rabbit has the right idea.
Awesome scarecrow.
Battleship knew what fucking time it was.
Baseball douchebags.
Unique structures.
Interesting scientific theory.
Nasty arm break.
He should probably learn how to ride before going anywhere near solid structures.
Drunk dudes can’t carry a tune in a bucket.
Nothing like a face full of grip tape.
I’ll buy whatever they’re selling.
Turn someone you know into a zombie on facebook.
Collection of robbery notes.
Amusing twitter account.
I think I need a creepy computer to sing for my band.
I can’t for the life of me figure out why they call this dude Rampage.
Reminds me of playing tony hawk and getting too greedy with the manuals.
Sniper game.
Allow me to introduce you to my future ex wife.
6 historic villains you didn’t know had incredible careers. Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee. The first Catholic man tells his friends, “My son is a priest, when he walks into a room, everyone calls him ‘Father’.” The second Catholic man chirps, “My son is a Bishop. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Grace’.” The third Catholic gent says, “My son is a Cardinal. When he enters a room everyone says ‘Your Eminence’.” The fourth Catholic man then says, “My son is the Pope. When he walks into a room people call him ‘Your Holiness’.” Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, “Well….?” She proudly replies, “I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breasts, 24″waist and 34″ hips. When she walks into a room, people say, “Oh My God.”