The Daily Dumb 11-9-2009

6 movie plots made possible by baffingly bad decisions, insane body painting, top 10 party scenes in history, and much much more.

Emails from crazy people.
Unlock with a secret knock. Fucking awesome.
When will these skaters learn that their balls aren’t brake pads?
Parkour isn’t for everyone.
RAPE!
I think that was Portuguese for Damn you suck dude.
Weird looking trick.
Brutal soccer takedown.
At least it didn’t roll onto him.
A shopping cart is not a great travel apparatus. Observe.
Straight trippin’
Succeed blog.
The original plans of 10 fast food joints.
News Anchor fail.
Close brush with death.
Billy Mays auto tuned.
mmmmmm caliente.
Cool optical illusion.
Top 10 party scenes in history.
How to get the best parking spots.
Top 25 Kenny deaths.
Judit judit shows us the internet hits.
America: Fuck yeah!
Insane body painting.
Of course this was on the 134. Nobody on that road can drive.
Cons come to the rescue of a guard.
Car thieves are getting younger and younger.
High school fights are hilarious.
Making a smarter rat.
6 movie plots made possible by baffingly bad decisions. A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teaching them reading, writing, math and science. One day the wife of the tribe’s chief gives birth to a white child. The tribe is shocked, and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, “Look here! You’re the only white man we’ve ever seen and this woman gives birth to a white child. It doesn’t take a genius to figure out what happened!” The professor replied, “No, Chief. You’re mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence, what we in the civilized world call an albino! Look at that field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this on occasion.” The chief was silent for a moment, then said, “Tell you what. You don’t say anything more about that sheep and I won’t say anything more about that white child.”