The Daily Dumb 11-9-2011

There once was a man from Devizes Whose balls were of different sizes. The left one was small, Hardly nothing at all, But the other won numerous prizes.

Brilliant.
I complain about these assholes, I don’t know why the rest of you aren’t.
Great false start.
What a stupid asshole.
Can you smell the smug in the air?
Bambi is having a snack attack.
The Big Bang Theory.
When in doubt, MJ pose.
Sounds like a cool guy to me.
Best music video ever.
Nice wheelie.
Scaredy cat.
Proper traffic accident.
Awesome prank.
Survival of the fittest.
Hahaha, when he sees the camera, awesome.
Blonde collision.
5 ridiculous animal myths that you probably believe.
Glenn Danzig is a little bitch.
Kinky jeopardy.
Insane bird formations.
I’m thinking train horn.
…and now Robin Williams tickles a gorilla.
Laugh tracks make anything hilarious.
Westboro morons.
That looked really fun.
Awesome gallery of Engrish shirts.
Cute puppies.
Synchronicity.
Wedged in the foliage.
Things to ponder.
The truth emerges.
OMG SO SAD
Makes sense.
Halloween.
More to ponder.
Awesome little girl.
So that’s how they do it…
This stunt was underground.
Sweet dreams.
People really knew how to party in the middle ages.
Pick somewhere else to stand.
The 6 most badass self inflicted medical experiments.
That almost sucked a lot. Sex with me is like an opera. I’m not really sure what’s going on, but it ends with a fat girl screaming her head off.