The Daily Dumb 12-21-2011

PISSSSSSS!!!!

Contagious.
Steady hands.
That is a psychotic trail.
Good kitty.
The electric company is going to send this guy a ham this christmas.
Fuck Fedex.
Meowstep.
Kickflipping a car.
Traction is a bitch.
Truth.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
How is this guy not dead?
Buried alive.
Nice scarf fag.
Not the sound you’d expect is it?
He stands behind his products.
Charlie Sheen’s mother.
Physics can go fuck itself.
Heartbreaking tale.
Yum yum.
Anal blast from the blast.
Watch your step.
NAILED IT
Another reason to hate rich people.
Daddy’s been drinking and decorating again.
Break’s top 10 fails of 2011.
Bitch can’t sing.
Stupid chick causes accident.
20 of the scariest celebrity faces of 2011.
Moneyfaces!
7 insane festivals you won’t believe are legal.
Pissing people off on the internet is an art.
Not supposed to bend like that.
Seriously fucked up prank.
It’s fucking BEDTIME!
This guy is great.
Damn it feels good to be a gansta.
Dancin’ time.
Start a bro fight.
They got arrested for not leaving room for Jesus.
Terrible xmas presents.
Gangsta goldberg.
The vigilante.
High school dunk.
Lucky day.
Dumbest phobia ever.
Really cool short.
Ok puppy.
Seriously.
What a dick.
An ambush of cuteness.
PIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA………………
Ladies don’t stand a chance.
Hell yes.
Censorship is hilarious.
Home improvement’s best quotes.
Ninja kitteh.
Mom wins.
Shortcut.
Nailed it.
They do this because games are fucking boring.
He didn’t have a doughnut.
Dad’s a lazy fuck.
5 reasons calling someone a nerd is officially meaningless. One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, ‘ My son, the battle is between two ‘wolves’ inside us all. One is Evil – It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good – It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.’ The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: ‘ Which wolf wins? ‘ The old Cherokee simply replied, ‘The one you feed.’