The Daily Dumb 12-4-2008

Creed fucking SHREDS, the ballad of Cow Patty, 10 toys that made you gay, and much much more.

Cow Patty. Holy shit I remember listening to this when I was a little boy.
Sucker punching douchebag.
The ballad of Mario Kart.
Well, that came out of nowhere. Turn down the volume on this one, nasty frequencies.
Nasty rally car accident.
This dog goes into a busy highway to save his friend.
I don’t even have words for this one……
I’ve always kind of wondered how that would work….
Whether or not this is true could be contested, but goddamn, I laughed at the visual.
A pointless waste of 30 minutes, but what the hell. Mission completed in 13 days on first try. Can you beat me?
Nicely played bird, nicely played.
How do you make tennis acceptable to straight men? Observe.
Serious addictive zombie feeding game. Yes, I beat this one too.
This is so goddamn creepy.
Creed SHREDS!
Possibly the manliest form of transportation ever devised.
Possibly the most ridiculous picture ever taken.
Hardly the time to organize your trunk lady.
10 toys that made you gay. #1 is fucked up. haha.
I wish I laughed like a stupid duck.
When eyebrows go horribly wrong.
Horny animals often end up confused.
This is definitely going in the mix at my next party.
A man’s guide to ending boredom for good.
Documentary on WWII Japanese medical experiments that make Mengele look like a nice guy. There’s a movie called Men Behind the Sun about the same subject, which is completed fucked. Don’t click this unless you have a strong stomach. One hell of a play. This guy rides the same bus everyday. He admires the beauty of the nun who rides the same bus everyday. The bus driver notices this and one day when the nun gets off at her usual stop, the bus driver calls him over and says, “I know how you can get her. Just dress up like a priest and put on a realistic mask so that she wont recognize you. Then go to the grave where she prays every night and ask to fuck her in her ass, since its not against her beliefs.” The man was excited to try this out. He went home and did just as the bus driver said. All dressed up and in his mask, he went to the graveyard of he church that night. Sure enough, the nun was kneeling and praying near a grave. He knelt down beside her and asked, “Sister, can I fuck you in your ass tonight?” “I suppose father, since it isnt against our religion.” The guy takes her home and fucks the shit out of her ass. After he’s done, he takes off his mask and says “Ha! It’s me! the guy from the bus!” The nun turns around and takes off her mask, “Ha! It’s me! The bus driver!!!”