A man who has never gone to school may steal from a freight car; but if he has a university education, he may steal the whole railroad.
That’s fucking cleaning.
One night stand.
Manhhole cover to the face.
Super geeky business card.
That’s got to be a blast.
Call in the dust buster.
Snowmobile front flip.
Best of the worst parkour edition.
For that special lady in your life.
The art of rebellion.
Sounds about right.
TMNT are fucked now.
How an elephant tells you to fuck off.
Badass street musician.
Vicious martial arts battle between best friends.
Hilarious restaurant reviews.
Kiss cam fucking WIN.
Drinkin’ like a zombie.
They start the lies early.
Holy shit, now that’s a dunk.
Aspire for greatness when I’m old, because of this guy.
First perfect score in the x games ever.
I wonder how many people called 911.
What was that 1986? Too soon?
how the cat sees things.
Those things are pretty amusing.
5 insignificant things that determine who you have sex with.
Bran dead teen only capable of rolling eyes and texting to be euthanized. One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, ‘ My son, the battle is between two ‘wolves’ inside us all. One is Evil – It is anger, envy, jealousy, sorrow, regret, greed, arrogance, self-pity, guilt, resentment, inferiority, lies, false pride, superiority, and ego. The other is Good – It is joy, peace, love, hope, serenity, humility, kindness, benevolence, empathy, generosity, truth, compassion and faith.’ The grandson thought about it for a minute and then asked his grandfather: ‘ Which wolf wins? ‘ The old Cherokee simply replied, ‘The one you feed.’