The Daily Dumb 2-12-2010

More stupid hillbillies that think they can wrestle, NASA’s next big plans, the good samaritan of the century award winner, and much much more.

Will it blend…..Chuck Norris?
Do you dress like a douchebag?
If first you don’t succeed, fall like a bucket of bricks from a leaf.
Nothing says I love you like a booby trap nerf assault.
Now the other kids he plays MAGIC with won’t think he’s cool.
Pick of destiny?
Good samaritan win of the century.
More stupid hillbillies that think they can wrestle.
Hungarians don’t need no stinkin’ fishin’ poles.
How men and women argue.
Classic repost of classic reposts. 99 things you should have already seen on the internet.
Disguised weapons!
One hell of an RC plane.
Goose has had enough of this kayaking bullshit.
Franshthis is PISTHED OFF!
At least he made it to the finish line first.
Super rich douchebag documentary.
The A&R people at old spice have been freebasing on company time again.
The 5 most widely believed WWII facts that are total bullshit.
NASA scientists have big plans. Little Melissa comes home from 1st grade &tells her father that they learned about the history of Valentine’s Day. ‘Since Valentine’s Day is for a Christian saint, and we’re Jewish,’ she asks, ‘Will God get mad at me for giving someone a valentine? Melissa’s father thinks a bit, then says: ‘No, I don’t think God would get mad. Whom do you want to give a Valentine to? ‘Osama Bin Laden,’ she says. ‘Why Osama Bin Laden?’ her father asks in shock. ‘Well,’ she says, ‘I thought that if a little American Jewish girl could have enough love to give Osama a Valentine, he might start to think that maybe we’re not all bad, and maybe start loving people a little bit. And if other kids saw what I did and sent Valentines to Osama, he’d love everyone a lot. And then he’d start going all over the place to tell everyone how much he loved them, and how he didn’t hate anyone anymore.’ Her father’s heart swells and he looks at his daughter with new found pride. ‘Melissa, that’s the most wonderful thing I have ever heard.’ ‘I know, ‘ Melissa says, ‘and once that gets him out in the open, the Marines could shoot the fucker.’