The Daily Dumb 2-18-2013

It would be fun irony to see his ass getting slammed in prison by pedophiles.

Keeping his cool under pressure.

Facts about the mantis.

Ice cubes quick and easy.

I”m going to argue about it being a good truck to begin with.

Super shitty day in home improvement.

I want to see them pitch the car up with an already flat tire.

Shredding on wine glasses.

In case you haven’t seen the alien attack on Russia yet.

Good thing this little girl’s dad is a Russian ninja.

GO LEONARD!

Crazy married names.

Nothing like a little unrequited love for Valentine’s.

Nailed it.

Crazy speedbag control.

It’s not quite this severe but there are plenty of stereotypical bitches around here who this describe vividly.

Air bags.

He has a future in crime/politics with a stupid non disciplinary parent like her.

Swirly time.

Awesome valentine’s cake.

Watching Rosie Odonnel in Exit to Eden.

Something tells me this wouldn’t work too well in venice beach.

5 hilarious reasons publishers rejected classic best sellers.

A true romantic.

And another fantastic human being.

Viagra ads from around the world.

Love sucks films.

Nickel vs ice block.

Crazy cases of sports murderers.

More awesome irony.

The coolest stuff ever made on a 3d printer.

Will having fun with the lakers.

Cactus body slam.

Video game dorks are the easiest to troll.

Elephantitis of the balls.

Instant karma.

Clever 1.

Clever 2.

Clever 3.

Clever 4.

Clever 5.

Clever 6.

Clever 7. Make it full size though.

Cat figured out how to knock.

Another truck bites the dust.

Protective mother.

What did you think was going to happen dumbass?

Tough old russian dude.

Good helmet.

A best of the web compilation.

Innuendo much?

Imagine being in this dude’s head for a day.

What is love?

Badass opal.

That’s god’s way of saying good fucking riddance.

5 groundbreaking firsts that your history books lied about.

Funny when you put it that way.

True love can move mountains.

Bravo Will.

Game over.

Go home horse, you’re drunk.

Ribbon worth wearing.

That’s insane.

Fucking with AT&T

I know the real version of this joke.

Counting your chickens.

Awesome quote.

Good guy homeless dude.

…and if she’s a decent chick she might actually appreciate it.

Woman logic.

Solid answer.

Where in the hell do I get one?

Dog has terminal cancer. He’s and the cat have been cuddling a lot more since the diagnosis. Right in the feels.

I hate that shit.

Freaks and geeks.

You rule Takei.

Hell yeah, good guy.

Parenting awesomeness.

lololololo

Koalas

Do want.

Reminds me of something my mom would have said.

Spot the difference?

Hell yeah.

Get over it.

Georgia stands corrected.

Turn your back for 10 seconds.

Tall people are assholes.

Truth from Captain Pudding.

Unlikely friends.

Kicked right in the feels… FUCK.

A way to get some extra room on the couch.

His valentine’s present was a bro-quet.

How substances affect your looks.

Shut up and take my money.

SCIENCE!

FUUUUUUUU

Fucked up cycle.

Whose line.

Brilliant.

Powerful.

So the Pillsbury doughboy just saw Waiting for the first time.

Oh the jokes never stop with this one.

Bitterus.

Happy black history month everyone.

Drunken xmas.

Good guy Groening.

Awesome mom burn.

Wanna play rape?

Give it to her wilferd.

Deer stuck in a tree during a fire.

A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ”Shut up…you’re next!”