8 awesome cars they won’t let you buy, the LOLcats of the eastern block, the truth about valentine’s day, and much much more.

Easily the stupidest thing I’ll see today.
Somewhere, some furry lover is turned on by the flexibility of this mascot.
8 fucking awesome cars they won’t let you buy.
The truth about Valentine’s.
Unattentive driver.
Robber owned by the cleaning lady with his own crowbar.
I love the cheer.
England used to know how to party.
There are some real geniuses in law enforcement.
Gangsta scared of a bug!
That’s actually pretty impressive.
Crazy goddamn Russians!
You have to be nuts to do something like this.
Boardbreaking with 1 finger.
The lolcats of the eastern block!
Why Microsoft will never be cool and should stop trying. Kevin wanted to have sex with a girl in his office, but she belonged to someone else. One day, Kevin got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, “I’ll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you” but the girl said no. Kevin said, “I’ll be fast. I’ll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I’ll be finished by the time you pick it up.” She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend. So she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend said, “Ask him for $200, pick up the money very fast, and he won’t even be able to get his pants down.” So she agreed and accepted the proposal. Half an hour went by, and the boyfriend was waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend called and asked what happened. She responded. “The bastard used coins!” Management lesson: Always consider a business proposal in its entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed!