The Daily Dumb 2-23-2009

The epic tale of frog Jesus, a comprehensive list of the world’s most expensive things, 6 dream jobs that would actually suck, and much much more.

I have an idea to lower teenage pregnancy rates in the US. Replace the current sex education in our schools with porn. It would mean the girls would accept anal as the normal and the boys would know to pull out and cum on the girls tits. Interesting family pet.
Conan vs. Colbert. The saga continues.
I miss playing dodgeball.
I guess a helmet my ruin his fag ass emo hair…. :(
That’s one sexy sideways ankle.
Martial arts demo goes wrong.
Martial arts demo goes right.
How a trip off of a diving board turns into a trip to the dentist.
The world’s most expensive….
Van Halen asteroids…..
You tricky bastards!
Some people need real help.
Oh brutha.
Fast food, asian style.
ER.
The prank to end all pranks.
Define lazy.
That’s it, I’m getting a weave too.
Oh boy, and here’s the video.
Been to fuckmylife lately?
Fucking idiot.
Homeowner throws burglars for a loop.
Headshot!
You guys know what retards and slinkies have in common? They’re both not good for much, but you can’t help but smile when you see one go tumbling down the stairs.
That is one confused puppy.
He gets all the ass he can reach!
Frog Jesus.
Oh boy, and here’s the video.
Crazy vocal range.
The world’s gone bananas!
The internet has taught me that strapping a board to your feet is never a good idea under any circumstance.
All kinds of awesome waiting to happen with this baby.
Death… by Boonda!
………..because you never know when you’ll need a bear that shits prime numbers.
6 dream jobs that would actually suck. Little Sally came home from school with a smile on her face and told her mother, ‘Frankie Brown showed me his weenie today at the playground!’ Before the mother could raise a concern, Sally went on to say, ‘It reminded me of a peanut.’ Relaxing with a hidden smile, Sally’s Mom asked, ‘Really small, was it?’ Sally replied, ‘No… salty .