The Daily Dumb 2-28-2011

A neurotic young man of Kildare Drilled a hole in the seat of a chair. He fucked it all night, Then died of the fright That maybe he wasn’t “all there”.

A husband walks into the bedroom holding two aspirin and a glass of water. His wife asks, “What’s that for?” “It’s for your headache.” “I don’t have a headache.” He replies, “Gotcha!” Fantastic prank call.
Oooohh danger!!! Put him away quick!
Al Qaeda has a new way to attack the world!
Nothing like the unavoidable faceplant.
7 movies that ignored world changing discoveries.
Reporter has some balls.
Dude’s lucky to be alive.
A kid that’ll beat your ass.
Streaming fail.
Let youtube teach you stuff.
Young kid with pretentious name takes Lady Gaga to school.
Geek pop quiz.
He’ll be fucking with professor X in no time.
Year of the beard.
Pissed off clerk demonstrates why you should never pull a gun unless you intend to use it.
Lost head prank.
Hard man…. what the fuck….
Fun game.
Future CEO.
Breakcadamy awards.
The hat definitely makes the scumbag.
WTF Japanese businessmen in NY.
Ice Cube: Not so much the intimidating fellow these days.
Woman loses her shit over towing bill.
Charlie and Mel need to start hanging out. Get Gary Busey over there too. Can you imagine the dialogue?
Funny Wi-Fi networks.
Work sucks…. even for teddy bears.
Awful supergroups.
The 5 unsexiest workout videos EVER.
….*sigh*
If I didn’t know I was going to hell before…. I know now.
I want to uppercut this kid to Mars so all of his fantasies see true fruition.
Interesting facts about facebook.
Maru the box cat finally meets its match…… and tells it to go fuck itself.
What a fucking loser.
That is seriously cool.
Kill it with fire! Back on all fours you fucker!
The most DGAF animal on the planet.
Someone’s gonna get a chaffed a real baaaad……. or the ultimate protection!
Ibex: Greatest animal on the planet.
So a black guy walks into a recording studio…. and makes Axle look like an asshole. On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: “The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time.” He continued, “Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you a fine of $180. Are there any questions?” At this point, a male student in the crowd inquired: “How much for a season pass?”