There was a young lady of Brussels Who was proud of her vagina muscles. She could easily plex them And so interflex them As to whistle love songs through her bustles.
I already have a tempur pedic bed, but now I’m thinking about buying another mattress….
Zach Wahls: 1 Iowa: 0
Reason #2309823 coexistence kicks ass.
No presents this year please.
Parkour grand master.
Nice board breaking bro.
Not your typical street fight.
Always have an escape plan.
Wait for it….
What a sweetie.
Just fall, trust me.
Just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get any stupider.
This will make you flip out.
When giants play lawn darts….
3rd world construction.
Irish video bomb.
Lego album covers.
7 greatest real stories about Bill Murray ever told. The comments are great too.
9 celebs who met their SNL impersonators.
Too little too late.
The jokes make themselves on this one.
Worst ice skater?
New idea. 2 dudes strap the balloons to themselves and shoot roman candles at each other.
Stupid is as stupid does.
I died a little on the inside when I saw this.
Bad place to celebrate.
Goddamn that must have hurt.
Meanwhile in the ghetto…..
Ok, everyone look busy!
Henry Rollins sends a letter to Ann Coulter.
Classic one hit KO.
Who is it?
That’s pretty awesome.
Having a good night at the bar.
Psychostick’s greatest fear!
Rock paper scissors is so much better in Russia.
Taking drunk to the next level.
6 weird things that influence bad behavior more than laws.
Serial killer apparently feels entitled to coverage.
Nostalgia Critic: The pebble and the penguin. A farmer hires a college student one summer to help around the farm. At the end of the summer the farmer says, “Son, since you have done such a fine job here this summer, I am going to throw a party for you.” The college guy says, “Right on, thanks a lot man.” So the farmer says, “Well you better be able to handle a few beers because there will be lotsa drinkn’ going on.” College guy “Hey, I can drink just as much as anyone else so I should do just fine.” Farmer “There is also going to be a lot of fightn’ so I hope you are ready.” College guy “I have been working hard all summer and I think I am in pretty good shape.” Farmer says, “Well, did I mention that there will be lotsa sex?” College guy “Good. I have been out here all summer and I have been dying for some action. What should I wear to this party?” Farmer says, “I don’t care it’s just going to be me and you.”