The Daily Dumb 2-6-2009

Middle aged white people rapping about middle aged white people stuff, be the cheapest wino fuck on your block by making your own with a handy guide, 7 historical figures that were a pain in the ass to kill, and much much more.

That’s funny, I like barbed wire in the bedroom. pfft.
Alcoholic and OCD? This is your dream come true.
Now that you’ve witnessed alcoholic triumph in the last video, behold alcoholic failure.
I don’t remember this scene from the fast and the bi curious.
44 caliber black powder nerf gun….. to the nuts.
It’s a damn good thing kids are made out of rubber.
Make your own damn wine!
Fuckin’ white people.
Supermarket humor.
Internet classic: Rocky remake.
7 historic figures that were hard as hell to kill. I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends. One is engaged, the other is a mistress, and of course I have been married for 20+ years. We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our partners by wearing a black leather bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes. We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes. Here’s how it all went. My engaged friend: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, ‘You are the woman of my dreams. I love you’ and we made love all night long. The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice and heels under a raincoat and the mask over my eyes. When I opened the raincoat he didn’t say a word, but we had wild sex all night. Then I shared my story: When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said: “What’s for dinner, Batman?”