The Daily Dumb 2-8-2013

5 true stories behind the most badass photographs ever taken.

Old enough to crawl…..

Awesome album covers.

You sure this wasn’t a movie?

Keep on truckin’

Intergalactic visitor will be coming to see us Feb 15th.

Instant karma.

If you’re stupid and you know it crash your bike *clap clap*

Best pickpocket in the world shows us how it’s done.

Aussies don’t fuck around.

Shittiest animal show ever.

I hope he grows up tall.

The bonds of fiendship are tried over and over again.

19 awesome acts of shaming.

Drunk yoga.

Scrawny Jap eats a whole pizza in a minute.

Life hacking.

20 dummies who forgot to log out of facebook.

I don’t get it.

Eurotrash baller.

Hey there….. ladies…..

Kimbo’s latest endeavor in fighting.

One girl’s day almost ended very poorly.

I know who’s to blame.

Ravens fans.

Transformers.

America’s luckiest couple.

If I were homeless….

I love you Ted Nugent.

In case you didn’t see the last episode of the ultimate fighter.

Slingshot master.

Lego loom.

I hate this fucking story.

This seriously has to be the stupidest custom car trend.

5 ways you can improve the world with almost no effort.

Landed that job just in time.

If you spent 35 more cents, you’d get free shipping!!!!

TV these days.

Time to straighten things up!

Gender differences.

Well, shaving is for pussies, but if you HAVE to shave….

Gordon is pissed.

Children can be brilliant.

Success kid is growing up.

Baked by the grain goddess herself.

Definitive douchebag hipster.

Marketing.

Excellent ink by Niki Norberg.

Seen on a local fire truck.

Phew, that was close.

I know a few chicks who’d wear this proudly.

Vell, oopzie daizies ja.

The internet is going British.

Waldobomb.

Good guy Matt Groening.

Brilliant Butters.

When you’re serious about spices…

Every page in this book is blank, and rightfully so.

Kidnap?!?!

How is YOUR dash?

Words for teenagers.

Snowflake.

Fuck you Hailey.

Best homecoming picture ever.

I’m almost willing to overlook her atrocious grammar for the fact that she is such an iconoclast.

What’s in the bowl… bitch!?!

Jesus freak didn’t think it through.

Shit….

Ok Satan…

Two blind pilots, both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a guide dog, and the other is tapping his way along the aisle with a cane came aboard the plane.

Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin, but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this is just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming.

The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and the people sitting in the window seats realize they’re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport. As it begins to look as though the plane will plough into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin. At that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air.

The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon all retreat into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands.

In the cockpit, one of the blind pilots turns to the other and says, “Ya know, Bob, one of these days, they’re gonna scream too late, and we’re all gonna die.