Greatest telemarketer prank call ever, reasons not to fuck with Grandma’s whiskey, the rock obama, and much much more.
A guy goes to his doctor. “Doc, I’m having trouble in the bedroom. I just can’t get into it with my wife any more.” The doctor replies “I used to have that problem and I found a solution. Here’s what I do: I get off work. I run down to my car. I drive as fast as I can, swerving and changing lanes. I drive into the garage, slam on the brakes, kick the door in, grab my wife and rip her clothes off. Works every time. You should try it.” The guy says “I will give it a shot” He comes back a week later and the doctor says “How’d it go.” The guy says “It worked! I did just what you told me and I have never been so turned on! By the way, nice house!” Badass TINY sculptures.
Badass TINY mosaics. Read this guy’s store and hit the link at the bottom for some of his work.
I bet this little guy owns at the piano.
Man, I love dirty girls.
If I died tomorrow, and someone had decided to make a similar tomb for me, it would have to be about 50 feet tall….. haha.
I bet if you ate this, you’d wake up on fucking Neptune.
That’ll make your teeth rattle.
Report flips over tractors!
Pissed off Bison.
You can only track it if you deposit it to a bank dumbasses.
What the fuck happened here?
Fight this guy. You’ll win.
Rally car driver takes his wife for a spin.
Good idea, but there has to be some better uses for this. I’m still thinking about it.
The People’s Mario.
Both Kill Bill movies in 1 minute.
SNL did something funny again! It’s been a while.
Is Google making us dumber?
6 reasons North Korea is the funniest evil dictatorship ever.
Monster truck pizza!
Richard Christy drives this woman insane.
Hidden camera in Jarsh’s shower.
Toyota commercial too awesome for TV.
Complete telemarketer ownage. Best prank call ever.
That must be one sturdy floor.
What a fuckin’ dumbass.
Best of elevator.
I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again. High speed cameras make EVERYTHING awesome.
Need a deadly spider? Hit up your local whole foods.
Underwater volcano eruption.
Don’t fuck with Grandma’s whiskey!
I think I just figured out what would actually get me to watch basketball.
Babysitter of the year. A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift. Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it. When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller, and without missing a beat, she says: ‘Well, that’s great………that’s just great…. Some asshole’s got my pen!’