The Daily Dumb 3-28-2011

There once was a woman named Jill Who swallowed an exploding pill They found her vagina In North Carolina And her tits in a tree in Brazil

Funny name for a burger joint.
Picky about his face hair.
Mother nature gone wild.
That could’ve ended much worse.
Freeze frame.
Kickflip on a bike. Three boys received their grades from their female sex education instructor. One got a D+, the second a D- and the third an F. “One day we should get her for this,” said the first boy. “I agree. We’ll grab her…” said the second. “Yeah,” said the third. “And then we’ll kick her in the nuts!” You know how I know your family sucks?
Seriously, FUCK hurdles.
Harass the reporter.
Jesus orgasms.
Dog does an awesome trick.
If Jack can do it, why can’t I?
Awesome review.
Get the big orange furry snake.
Mother of the year.
Sweet wallpaper.
Barf bag backfires.
Man without a face.
Television prank goes horribly wrong.
Fixed…. oh wait a minute.
The 7 most heroic con artists of all time.
Native Americans could learn a little something from NASA.
Terrible accident in hollywood.
Nostalgia Critic: Old vs new karate kids.
What’s on her mind?
Cool NES mod.
Big ass aquarium.
Now that I’m informed I’m ready to have children.
This kid is smarter than you.
Aurora Borealis. Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, “You know, I don’t know what else to do. Whenever I go home after we’ve been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the engine and coast into the garage. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!” His buddy looks at him and says, “Well, you’re obviously taking the wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door, storm up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife’s ass and say, ‘How about a blowjob?’ ….and she’s always sound asleep.”