7 insane ways military powers have attempted to use animals as weapons, a list of she-mullets that’ll get you hot and bothered, a congressman offers a pre emptive apology for his infidelity, and much much more.
Being a third world taxi ain’t easy.
Some phallic foliage.
All kinds of wrong.
That’s one big ass tapeworm.
Man vs. bus.
This is pretty sad, due to it being far too factual.
I’m not sure what this dude was doing before he got on the treadmill, but that’s when the real hilarity ensues.
The reason every go kart should have a street bike engine.
A gift for that special Brazilian/German/Jap in your life.
Fun sniper game.
She-mullets get me all hot and bothered.
I have a new role model.
Somebody find this guy and kick his ass.
Awesome joke made into a video.
I like kitties and everything, but this guy is a nutjob.
She’s going to be a feisty one.
He’ll never find Richard Gere’s prostate when he’s that dizzy.
14 year old impersonates cop for 6 hours.
Congressman offers preemptive apology for extramarital affair.
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