The Daily Dumb 4-1-2011

On the moors Kelly walked in a daze There she’d bark at the moon and the haze Still her friends weren’t concerned For by now they had learned Once a month she would go through this phase. (Got to love werewolf limericks)

The life of a bear.
War is hard on the family, especially the dog.
Cracked screen prank.
Grandpa’s been hittin’ the sauce again.
1 step forward, 9 steps back.
His position begged for something like this.
Secret service?
Young robot vikings are taking over your television.
Holy fuckin’ back flip.
Tough as nails.
Major creek jump fail.
This guy seriously has a point.
Can I get this in slow mo.
Addiction is a motherfucker.
He seriously has a point.
Thumbtack roulette.
Holy crap, hide.
Damn thing wasn’t even on her shoulder. What a dick not telling her.
How to survive a shark bite.
WTF are you doig there mr. car?
That worked out well.
Shitty job #382: Cleaning the cobra cage.
Barbarian rave.
How it really happened.
How this should have gone.
Can’t back up his shit talk. haha
Really great prank compilation and papa roach retardation reminder.
6 comics that covered serious issues and failed hilariously.
The onion review.
Nostalgia Critic: Airborne. An old man was laying on his death bed. With only hours to live, he suddenly noticed the scent of chocolate chip cookies coming from the kitchen. With his last bit of energy, the old man pulled himself out from his bed, across the floor to the stairs, and down the stairs to the kitchen. There, the old man’s wife was baking chocolate chip cookies. With his last ounce of energy, the old man reached for a cookie. His wife, however, quickly smacked him across the back of his hand, and exclaimed, “Leave them alone, they’re for the funeral!”