The Daily Dumb 4-10-2009

A truly epic sandwich, a modern samurai cuts a bb in half mid flight, the coolest cop ever, and much much more.

Some of you are very familiar with my good friends Psychostick. They’re having a contest right now to create the most insane/fucked up sandwich and consume it. This is my friend Sam aka Kitchen Sink’s submission.
How to keep an idiot busy for a while.
Bas Ruten rules.
Innuendo anyone?
Insane snowboarder.
Modern samurai cuts a BB in half mid flight.
Off the backboard, off the ceiling, off the heating unit, down the cable, nothing but net.
How NOT to ride a motorcycle.
A camel screams about a maximum payload breach.
Guess what kids? Grammar is important.
There are seriously better ways to tell filmmakers you think their latest piece sucks.
Why men go gay in Los Angeles.
Ron Paul punked by Bruno in new movie.
A schoolyard fight with an abrupt ending.
I’m really glad these guido douchebags are only on the east coast. It’s bad enough dealing with emo kids.
I really don’t understand why people bother with this.
Why can’t all cops be cool?
Nanny of the year.
5 retarded health campaigns that backfired hilariously. Since it’s good friday (aka dead jesus day) let’s have a religious joke. Now a rather long one: A guy gets on a bus and notices a nun sitting over in a corner. Through her heavy head piece he just spots a glimmer of her face. Gorgeous! She moves, and her vestments cannot hide the fact she has a truly phenomenal body. The guy gets more and more excited until he finally approaches the nun and tells “Sister, I don’t normally do this sort of thing, but I think I love you. Can we get together some time?” The nun leaves the bus in a huff. Later as the guy is about to leave the bus himself, the bus driver asks the guy if he was the one who was bothering the nun. The guy again apologizes, explaining once again that he seldom did this sort of thing, but the bus driver says: “No, don’t apologize, I was checking her out myself. In fact, let me do you a favour. Did you see where she got off? There’s a little park there, and every day she goes there to pray at the same time. Go there tomorrow, and maybe…..” The guy thanks him and leaves. Sure enough, the guy goes to the park and there’s the little nun in a secluded spot by some trees. He goes off into the bushes, and comes back a few minutes later in a long white robe, a long blond wig with beard and a crown of thorns. The nun is flabbergasted, and asks what she can do for him. He says that every couple of thousand years, he likes to come back to earth to get laid. The nun says that she’d love to help him, but that she was on her period, and would the back door be OK? He says fine, and they commence their activities. A few minutes into it, he is suddenly overcome with a blast of guilt, and says, panting, “Sister, I have to tell you something. I’m not really Jesus, I’m actually the guy who was annoying you on the bus yesterday. The nun says, “Oh, that’s OK. In fact, I’m not really a nun. I’m actually the bus driver.”