Twas a crazy old man called O’Keef Who caused local farmers much grief To their cows he would run Cut their legs off for fun And say “Look, I’ve invented ground beef!”
Making coffee in war time.
That’s one badass kitty.
Shopping in style.
Planes avoiding a storm.
How to piss off a duck.
Russians are made of good stock.
The girl and her daddy are back with another song.
Badass sleeping spot.
That’s some serious skill.
Not a shirt.
7 quotes that could have saved the star wars prequels.
Hatred: The ties that bind.
6 artists whose weird fetishes defined pop culture.
Weird hobbies are awesome.
Oh the possibilities….
Fuck you sign!
Know when to stop.
He refuses to die.
How the Russians go offroading.
Awesome prank in Japan.
A normal day.
A dog that earns his keep.
Getting upset about sports starts early for some.
Been there, done that. Seriously.
Ukranian soccer brawl.
Well, that was fucking interesting.
Charlie and the apple factory.
It’s black fucking magic I tell you.
Nobody’s gotten bashed in the nuts in this dumb yet. I can fix that.
They won’t give up on Oregon.
Cat flips the fuck out.
Inter-species erotica fucko.
Check your shorts bro.
The onion’s week in review. A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman’s biggest fear was that there was no heaven. After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word, he made contact. “Mary… Mary…” Awestruck, Mary responds, “Is that you Fred?” “Yes, I have come back like we agreed.” “Well, what is it like?” Fred excitedly tells his tale, “Well, when I get up in the morning I have sex, then I have breakfast, then I have sex again, then I bathe in the sun, then I have sex twice more, then I have lunch, then I have sex all afternoon and into the early evening, until bedtime. And, then, I start all over again the next day.” So happy Mary says, “Oh Fred, you surely must be in heaven.” Fred replies, “Hell no, Mary, I’m a rabbit in Kansas.”