The Daily Dumb 4-11-2012

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Let’s start this bitch off with some awesome reading.
Store front of the future.
I believe in the power of prayer.
Stone skipping: boss level.
It’s time for a new costume.
The life of a celebrity.
Having a little fun at the swap meet. The last one rules.
Russian car dealership freakout.
Rolling a car with style.
Take this tard’s license, now.
It all makes perfect sense now.
Avoidance.
Most complex rube goldberg machine ever.
Gotta watch Wapner… People’s court….
Ridiculous wipeout.
Robin Hood can suck his asshole.
I applaud his work.
Super 3d.
Badass dog.
This would make golf watchable.
Eat Randy.
Bullshit? I call bullshit.
Wise beyond his years.
This looks like some fine cinema.
Good thinkin’ Lincoln.
You’re on Gomer’s turf now. You’re in trouble.
That’s a lot of drugs.
A bunch of stoney little machines.
Hall of meat.
Dear Adam Hilliker: Go Fuck Yourself in the face.
Shitty place for a pothole.
Seriously?
What a difference some grammar makes.
What choo talkin’ bout Willis?
Awesome.
That makes everything so much better.
Serious issues.
This video is doughpe.
5 seemingly random factors that control your memory. A man walks into a psychiatrist’s office wearing only underwear made of cling wrap. The psychiatrist says: “Well, I can clearly see your nuts.”