There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass When he’d bang ‘em together They’d play stormy weather And lightning would shoot out of his ass

Get out the way bitch!
Firefighter’s olympics. Super cool.
Yep, that’s why you died on x box live.
Toddler-core. The most brutal metal of all.
This is a perfect example of why skiiers hate snowboarders too.
Fuck yeah, evil wins!
Dolphins like kitties too.
Pointless skill #29823235.
That’s what you get for swinging like a fag.
5 commercials that prove tv advertisers have given up.
Skate gifs.
Lonely cheetos.
He didn’t need that face anyway.
Fucking moron. The slide was open. Should’ve beat that robber’s ass.
She’s so damn menacing.
Wow.
Hahahaha. What a great boyfriend.
FAIL
Drink and dive.
Litter buds.
Good idea Will.
This looks fun.
8 terrifying skeletons of adorable animals.
How to get a guy to notice you while you’re having sex.
Nostalgia Critic: The Magic Voyage. Steve is shopping for a new motorcycle. He finally finds one for a great price, but it’s missing a seal, so whenever it rains, he has to smear Vaseline over the spot where the seal should be. His girlfriend is having him over for dinner to meet her parents. He rides his new bike to her house, where she is outside waiting for him. “No matter what happens at dinner tonight, don’t say a word.” She tells him, “Our family had a fight awhile ago about doing dishes. We haven’t done any since, but the first person to speak at dinner has to do them.” Steve sits down for dinner and it is just how she described it. Dishes are piled up to the ceiling in the kitchen, and nobody is saying a word. So Steve decides to have a little fun. He grabs his girlfriend, throws her on the table and has sex with her in front of her parents. His girlfriend is a little flustered, her dad is obviously livid, and her mom horrified when he sits back down, but no one says a word. A few minutes later he grabs her mom, throws her on the table, and does a repeat performance. Now his girlfriend is furious, her dad is boiling, and her mother is a little happier. But still there is complete silence at the table. All of a sudden there is a loud clap of thunder, and it starts to rain. Steve remembers his motorcycle. He jumps up and grabs his jar of Vaseline. When he witnesses this, his girlfriend’s father backs away from the table and screams, “Okay, enough already, I’ll do the fucking dishes!”