The Daily Dumb 4-16-2010

5 ancient wars that changed the face of the earth, a cousin kissing redneck fuckstorm, a very scary skydiving accident, and much much more.

Non-fatal and scary sky diving accident.
The guy driving was REAL lucky.
2 fights for the price of 1.
Skaters can’t have all of the fun. BMX riders want in on it too.
Old guns are unreliable. :)
Let’s hope she never divorces this guy and remarries a bomb squad tech.
For the love of Cletus….
Good one fatty.
What in the cousin kissing hell is this shit?
Fuckin’ boozehounds.
Rover is NOT fucking around.
Keep your arms inside of the ride at all times….
Conan will survive.
Old Spice FTW.
I don’t know who Ke$ha is, but this shit is hilarious.
Stay off the road hippie!
So much glass, so much LOL
Grandpa flies off the handle.
Laugh tracks make everything better.
Painful escape.
There’s some national pride, damn.
Only in China….
This robot shit is going to soon be terrifying.
5 ancient wars that changed the face of the earth.
Should more americans get into the ez-go juicer craze? A young Swedish woman, old Dutch woman, an Englishman, and an Irishman are riding a train… The train goes through a tunnel and it becomes pitch black in the car, a loud SMACK is heard… the train emerges from the tunnel and the Englishman is rubbing his cheek. The Swedish girl thinks “I bet he tried to grope me and accidentally got the old woman and she slapped him…” The Dutch woman thinks “He must have groped the Swedish girl and she slapped him…” The Englishman thinks “The Irishman must have groped the Swedish girl and she accidentally slapped me…” And the Irishman thinks “I can’t wait for another tunnel so I can smack that English guy again.”