Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

It’s a hard knock life.
The 7 most insane ways people legally avoid paying taxes.
Dumbass motherfuckers. Someone kill these people.
Almost picking up on chicks.
I was so hoping he’d get pegged.
This dog is smarter than your dog.
Just because.
Careful technotards.
pwned.
A simple answer.
Perfect sense.
Hey Austin, go play in the freeway.
Preach it brutha!
The 5 creepiest unsolved crimes nobody can explain.
Tough little dude.
What’s really on your mind?
Wanna piss off your neighbors?
Drama!
Wheel of fortune FTW
Keeping up with the big boys.
Maybe not, but he’d be another great candidate for suicide.
Talk about movies being very different….
…cheers to that.
Your grandma COULD be a slut.
No matter where in the world you live, some things are universal.
Video story of Captain Felony.
When your granny is done trying to get aids, she’ll be slangin’ some bricks dawg.
Think Spanky deserves his pension?
He was a big horned ram in his previous life.
That’s when you learn about getting your ass kicked for faking. She’s got a long career in pro soccer ahead of her.
Submerged pooches are hilarious looking.
Grandma’s got your number kid.
Talking shit epic win.
It’s a sin huh? Two nuns are driving down a road late at night when a vampire jumps onto the hood. The nun who is driving says to the other, “Quick! Show him your cross.” So the other nun leans out of the window and shouts, “Get off our fucking car.”