Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils
AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Shitty alarm clock.
Too much time on your hands….
A fascinatingly disturbing thought.
Old people that kick ass, part 1.
Old people that kick ass, part 2.
Be excellent at what you do.
This kid has a long career in front of him.
Harmless and funny practical jokes.
With friends like these…..
First date escape.
The beach: Great for sunning and creating furniture.
Things that make you go WTF.
People pastries. nom nom nom.
Best autotune remix I’ve ever seen.
Crazy frisbee shots.
That’s a whole lot of doggie.
Underwater… flight. Fuckin’ cool.
So much pus. Unholy shit.
Make it look good.
I’d love to watch this isle of mann race in person some day.
Can’t beat that.
Fun facts about porn.
The man loves his scooter.
Chlorinated gene pool effect.
Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Severely confusing the dog.
6 disasters caused by poorly designed user interfaces.
It’s shark week here at the daily dumb.
Poetry is for fags. A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, ”Shut up…you’re next!”