It’s my birthday. Here’s YOUR present.

Happy Birthday…. to…… ME bitches!
Man, this looks like fun.
Don’t open your chute until you see the virgin!
April Fools time.
This is completely ridiculous.
You’d better watch your back eh.
She’s clearly from California.
A news report you actually care about.
The thing about sticks is…. someone always gets the short end of it.
Shadows are hilarious if you’re a toddler.
Big boy’s got pipes.
Freedom of speech… sometimes you wish it wasn’t so.
Bulls suck at dentistry.
More nutty people.
Man, he can barely walk, and he can climb.
Toyota likes to swim.
Marduk swastiskas and Avril oh my.
Fail times 2.
Not sure what the point is, but I dig it.
The preschool pounder.
Road rage: Brazil edition.
Random flippin
Tenacious D is back!
Photoshop trollin’
All of the batmobiles.
April fools biatch.
More evidence of Japan’s complete domination in the game show department.
This is how the college prank is done.
Flour cannon. Enough said.
Inducing paranoia.
Google maps for NES. Fuck yeah.
Imagine being able to do this at 86.
Photobomb done right.
Ouchie on a longboard.
At least he doesn’t talk like an idiot.
These guys spend a lot of time fondling their sticks.
Surf’s up. Way the fuck up.
What a wrecked plane full of soccer players eats for lunch.
Well placed price tags.
Man, you just really never know these days…..
6 awesome homeless people saved by the internet.
Sign fails that turn into humor wins.
That answer sounds pretty accurate to me.
Craigstroll 1.
Craigstroll 2.
Draw something!
Cats + classic movies.
Hell yeah Cartman, GO!
I wanna punch him too.
Damn, that would make the game interesting.
Orange flavored motherfucker.
I think we all heard what he almost said.
What a cool dad to built this thing.
Just a couple of parrots shootin’ the shit.
This would seriously rip on a portable. I don’t care if it’s a prank.
Great little flash game.
The way the intro was meant to be played.
13 pranks gone horribly wrong.
Seth is a hilarious bastard.
Go James go!
He knows it.
That looks like it hurt.
This goose is a dick.
Manliest catch in the history of sports.
I don’t think your leg is supposed to move like that, but hell, I could be wrong.
She lives a lot of wood.
Ninja cat disapproves of your light.
I want a zoo in my back yard!
He could teach strippers a thing or three.
High level pranking.
The wheels on the bus go round and round.
Send me a copy.
Hell yes!
Jamaica mon!
A day in the life of a chinese gangster.
Good one slick.
April fooling is a long and storied tradition.
Great marketing.
Seriously.
This is a sweet prank.
How the foolishness all began.
Virtually silent too….
That’ll teach that bitch to swallow.
Are we all going to be hands across America for this bitch when she abuses herself to death too?
Kid lands a 1080 on a skateboard.
Someone’s been watchin’ futbol.
I love the smell of terror in the morning.
Holy iron chin.
Awesome table.
Sharp shooter.
WAY cooler version of a pole vault.
Russians are nuts.
Pennies.
This is what trance music sounds like in Mississippi.
How to be REALLY sneaky at the bar.
Full court shot.
Go through this whole gallery.
7 outrageous hoaxes that actually worked.
Grammar biaaaaatch.
Perfect sign.
Hell yes.
Deer mouse. Teacher: “Who can use the word trainee in a sentence?” Little Johnny: “ME ME ME!” Before the teacher could stop him, little Johnny went ahead. “The trainee looked like a girl, but had a monster cock.”