The Daily Dumb 4-23-2012

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

5 people who held grudges way past the point of sanity.
Epic prank idea.
Pimpin’ since pimpin’
Sounds like what should’ve been about 10 minutes of hangover 2.
Lucky towing bastard.
5 baffling discoveries that prove history books are wrong.
Most contagious laugh ever.
Flashlight…. fail.
That’s a whole lot of beef in the way.
Either I’m already hungry or this is pretty effective.
Let’s see if they do a police academy movie in Australia.
Fun with math.
No… no…. no…. FUCK NO.
Irish traffic jam or Scottish speed dating?
Get out the way bitch, get out the way!
I used to laugh at this shit when I was a little kid.
Slip n slide of death.
Spiderman jokes.
Duck face.
I need to try this.
That’s how it’s done.
Slow mo is nuts on this one.
Shitty place for a nap.
Silence is golden big mouth.
Trippy way to pay respect.
Serious hops.
It’ll be awhile before this guy gets laid again.
Classic: Pranks in Iceland… are awesome too.
Video gaming: Boss level.
Next year’s Coachella has a lineup like no other.
Mutual support m/
Intelligent advertising.
You wanted the worst…. you GOT the worst!
I hate rich people.
Gettin’ high.
I can’t wait for these.
Hell of a workout.
Awesome beehive.
Goddamn food porn….
Cheerleading sucks. Here’s why.
When your furry children trash the house.
This was NEVER fucking acceptable.
Fucking dumbass.
More goddamn food porn.
The 7 greatest pieces of trash talk in the history of war.
Chuck Norris’ shit paper.
Jim Carrey is hilarious.
Slaves to electronics? How about maps and common sense.
Not too far off. Let’s learn some geography.
Legendary youtube comments.
Spanish woman can’t park a smart car.
4 instructional videos no one could possibly find useful.
LOst cartoon references.
pterodactyl….. fuck yeah.
Drunken impressions.
Good kitty.
ATTACK!
Salivation.
Easy abs.
Delicious windex.
I want this book.
Very interesting puzzle type game.
What’s this bird been watching?
Great parody of the 5 people playing one guitar.
Wussies.
Real wisdom.
Facts about your body.
Ideas for your next child’s birthday party.
That’s what you get for being a tree hugging wuss.
What are the intergalactic DUI laws?
Best memory stick ever.
I’d tip extra.
Vision of the future.
THAT guy at the gym.
This was every other day of my childhood.
Insane from a coptor.
On the freeway, might makes right.
Hey everyone, meet tuxman.
I like the delayed reaction.
Headphones on.
Now he’s in a real pickle.
Not good bro.
6 nobodies who turned into super heroes without warning. A teacher noticed that a little boy at the back of the class was squirming around, scratching his crotch, and not paying attention. She went back to find out what was going on. He was quite embarrassed and whispered that he had just recently been circumcised and he was quite itchy. The teacher told him to go down to the principals office. He was told to telephone his mother and ask her what he should do about it. He did and returned to his class. Suddenly, there was a commotion at the back of the room. She went back to investigate only to find him sitting at his desk with his private parts hanging out. “I thought I told you to call your mom!” she said. “I did,” he said, “And she told me that if I could stick it out until lunchtime, shed come and pick me up from school.”