A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
Get off the phone bitches.
What lies beneath?
How bout a nerd snack?
Hear ye hear ye! Take note bitches.
One of life’s simple truths.
One of my typical days.
Set phasers to dork!
Middle east pizza hut>American pizza hut.
How dare they call that hardcore crap metal. Dad is totally justified.
Marriage material?
Made in China.
Dude knows how to make a lady feel special.
Keyless entry… FTW.
Comfeze.
Badass vintage superbike racing.
Way to go dad.
No handed drumming, no problem.
At least it wasn’t a good beer.
I’d take the fucker, but I’d go bankrupt trying to feed it.
Great nerd game.
If she continued to grow at this rate she wouldn’t live for half an hour.
Jack Black is fuckin’ cool, and so are these little Kiwi rockers.
Despite right of way, use some common sense lady.
Horse KO.
Mensa says NO PUSSIES ALLOWED.
Seems like an interesting hobby.
More images you won’t believe aren’t photoshopped.
UFC 145: McDonald vs Mills.
UFC 145: Schaub vs Rothwell.
UFC 145: Torres vs McDonald.
UFC 145: Hominick vs Yagin.
Slow mo nightmare fuel.
This is fucking brilliant marketing. Read comments.
Badass kids photographer.
I guess they wanted to be grandparents.
Blind girl has some pipes.
Nicely done ladies.
The most elaborate pranks are the most rewarding.
Trololololo.
Bitch can’t spell either.
Teacher win.
First world problems.
That’s awesome.
Edumucated.
I want to shit in this guy’s mouth.
Gracie’s never heard of douche.
The truth was told.
Epic dumbass.
Protecting and serving.
Seriously. Fucking seriously.
My Russian gun toting buddy is back with a new toy.
Best man? Good choice? Probably not.
Back up you stupid cow.
Thievery averted.
How to blow the air bags in your crown vic.
Bitch.
Ghost peppers: Not a good idea.
Asshole kid.
5 gender stereotypes that used to be the exact opposite. One day a teenage kid walks up to his grandmother and says “Hey Granny, have you seen my bottle of pills marked LSD?” She says “Fuck that, have you seen the dragon in the kitchen?”