Always remember you’re unique, just like everyone else.
These monkeys are hilarious.
Redneck towing expertise.
Now that’s a car.
Mining asteroids….. sure. That’s financially plausible. See the asshat talking at the beginning? That’s Peter Diamandis. I worked with that guy about 10 years ago. He’s a fucking tool. I love it when I can add in my personal experiences here.
Your parents hate you part 1.
Your parents hate you part 2.
Your parents hate you part 3.
Your parents hate you part 4.
Wow…. Reno knows how to make commercials.
Who needs NASA?
Super lucky shot.
Shit, there goes my ride!
Cats are a laugh riot.
Couple of badass chicks.
He got off way too easy.
5 foot jump.
Find some drugs… take them…. then watch this.
Proof that Slayer have a sense of humor.
5 clearly fake news stories that fooled the media.
More proof that we need to wipe out about half of the planet.
Go fuck yourself.
Fuck the police.
10 weapons that changed history.
6 luxury spa treatments for the extremely rich and insane. A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, “Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?” To which the man replies, “Yes, my girlfriend and I never had a chance to get married while we were alive. Can we get married in Heaven?” Peter says, “That’s a good question, I will be back when I have the answer.” Left at the gates, the couple begins to talk about love and how long eternity is. 6 weeks later, Peter returns and says, “OK, I’ve found your answer. Yes, you can get married in Heaven. So come right in and enjoy eternity together.” The couple responds by saying, “We have another question. Eternity is a very long time and we are not sure if our relationship will last. If things don’t work out, can we get a divorce in Heaven?” To which Peter replies, “Fucking Christ! It took me 6 weeks to find a priest up here, do you have any idea how long it’ll take me to find a lawyer?!”