The Daily Dumb 4-28-2009

6 random coincidences that created the modern world, top 10 bad sportsmanship moments, Britney showing us she’s still all class, and much much more.

Jesus, in a very worried state, convened all of his apostles and disciples to an emergency meeting because of the high drug consumption problem all over the world. After giving it much thought they reached the conclusion that in order to better deal with the problem, that they should try the drugs themselves and then decide on the correct way to proceed. It was therefore decided that a commission made up of some of the members return to earth to get the different types of drugs. The secret operation is effected and two days later the commissioned disciples begin to return to heaven. Jesus, waiting at the door, lets in the first disciple: “Who is it?” “It’s Paul” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Paul?” “Hashish from Morocco” “Very well son, come in.” “Who is it?” “It’s Mark” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Mark?” “Marijuana from Colombia” “Very well son, come in.” “Who is it?” “It’s Matthew” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Matthew?” “Cocaine from Bolivia” “Very well son, come in.” “Who is it?” “It’s John” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring John?” “Crack from New York” “Very well son, come in.” “Who is it?” “It’s Luke” Jesus opens the door. “What did you bring Luke?” “Speed from Amsterdam” “Very well son, come in.” “Who is it?” “It’s Judas” Jesus opens the door. What did you bring Judas?” “The DRUG SQUAD…. EVERYONE AGAINST THE WALL!! It’s like a train wreck I can’t stop watching.
Hahaha, this is cool.
Oh that Britney, she’s all class.
LOLZ. Don’t ignore your WIMINZ!
There’s fans, and then there’s SUPERFANS!
Gas pump prank.
Nice dunk dumbass.
Guess this conductor is having steak tonight.
An interesting chat log.
A baby so cute he’d make a goth kid smile.
Oh those crazy japs.
Every dog within 4 blocks was howling with pain.
Stereotyping anyone?
Top 10 bad sportsmanship moments.
Demotivational posters.
RANT ON MY BROTHER!
Wanna be the next big pop star. Thanks to technology, anyone can do it. No really, anyone……. FUCKING ANYONE.
Staying awake on the job is optional.
The only thing this game is missing is Megadeth’s Holy Wars blasting in the background.
Japanese television: Superior in every way.
12 saddest world record attempts ever caught on video.
6 random coincidences that created the modern world.
Autowarriors! Q: How do you get a Jewish girls number? A: Roll up her sleeve. Click here if you did or didn’t get the joke.