The Daily Dumb 4-30-2012

Abstinence makes the church grow fondlers.

Awesome pranksters.
Jawbreaker shot glass. This is awesome.
The loneliest man in the world… pranks himself all day.
Awesome multi gymnast routine.
Bosom buddies.
Go home and practice.
Definitive drafting.
I’m lovin’ it.
He’s got to be Russian.
The day kitty’s food fought back.
15 behind the scenes photos that ruin the movie.
Looks like someone just blew a Seal.
At least he’s got a sense of humor.
Bluetooth man.
Best of the month.
I got suspended for this once too. Fuckin’ bullshit.
Wrong joyride car.
New Mexico: A place for thieving wiggers.
The best America has to offer.
This is awesome.
More WoF like this.
It’s not that fucking hard to get booze. Goddamn.
6 tiny mistakes that almost ended the world.
Fuck viagra, buy a motorcycle.
Classic Carson. Reaching the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Person asked a young engineer who was fresh out of MIT, “What starting salary were you thinking about?” The Engineer said, “In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.” The interviewer said, “Well, what would you say to a package of 5 weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every 2 years – say, a red Corvette?” The Engineer sat up straight and said, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replied, “Yeah, but you started it.”