Birthday haze over….the dumb has returned!
A man went to church one day and afterward he stopped to shake the preacher’s hand. He said, “Preacher, I’ll tell you, that was a damned fine sermon. Damned good!” The preacher said, “Thank you sir, but I’d rather you didn’t use profanity.” The man said, “I was so damned impressed with that sermon I put five thousand dollars in the offering plate!” The preacher said, “No shit?” Hipsters…. now making emo kids look cool.
My kind of soup.
Skate or die grandpa.
Judging by the sound, that wasn’t comfortable.
Tigers do whatever the fuck they want.
Play fighting goes horribly awesome.
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I want to help this guy get revenge and pull the David Copperfield on her.
Nice one mom.
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Now how you want to do your braking.
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I’d hire them.
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Bambi wants to fetch too.
Ahhh… family matters.
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Haha, the east coast got its hopes up! HAHA!
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He’s not a single lady.
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Hate some red.
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If you come for their cake, you will die!
Jesus tries to pull a fast one.
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Chickens are having none of this bunny bullshit.
Pepper spray pansy.
Kitty pen attack.
Oh the woes of a 3 year old.
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I think Jeremy and I need to illustrate our badass alphabet now.
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Red Sox are going old school. A man and his wife are awakened at three o’clock in the morning by a loud pounding on the door. The man gets up and goes to the door where a drunken stranger, standing in the pouring rain, is asking for a push. “Not a chance,” says the husband, “it is three o’clock in the morning!” He slams the door and returns to bed. “Who was that?” asked his wife. “Just some drunk guy asking for a push,” he answers. “Did you help him?” she asks. “No, I did not, it is three in the morning and it is pouring outside!” “Well, you have a short memory,” says his wife. “Can’t you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us?” “I think you should help him, and you should be ashamed of yourself!” The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain. He calls out into the dark, “Hello, are you still there?” “Yes,” comes back the answer. “Do you still need a push?” calls out the husband. “Yes, please!” comes the reply from the dark. “Where are you?” asks the husband. “Over here on the swing!” replies the drunk.