There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
2nd base, 21 seconds.
Bully gets his medicine.
What a deal.
Honest titanic trailer.
Project glass: Windows.
Balls of steel.
Crazy cat people.
There used to be a truck there.
I wonder what the giant metal voltron I had is worth now.
Spongebob is gettin pretty brutal.
Ice cream truck from hell.
Sports trolling: Boss level.
My new girlfriend.
What kind of stupid fuckwad carries 2 million dollars worth of pot in a minivan with expired tags?
Knowing is half the battle.
The fails of march.
Crazy sense of rhythm for his age.
That was quick.
6 amazing rich kid versions of toys you grew up with. Several days ago as I left a meeting, and I desperately gave myself a pat down. I was looking for my keys. They were not in my pockets. A quick search in the meeting room revealed nothing. Suddenly I realized, I must have left them in the car. Frantically, I headed for the parking lot. My theory is the ignition is the best place not to lose them. As I burst back out through the doors,I came to a terrifying conclusion. The parking lot was empty. I immediately called the police. I gave them my location, confessed that I had left my keys in the car, and that it had been stolen. Then I made the most difficult call of all, I called my wife,…”Honey,” I stammered. “I left my keys in the car, and it has been stolen.” There was a period of silence. I thought the call had been dropped, but then I heard her voice. “Idiot”, she barked, “I dropped you off!” Now it was my time to be silent. Embarrassed, I said, “Well, come and get me. “She retorted, “I will, as soon as I convince this policeman I have not stolen your car.” Yep it’s getting like that. The golden years.