The Daily Dumb 5-11-2011

Said a fool whose mind was quite miniscule As his ignorance reached a new pinnacle “I don’t believe in astrology It’s my ideology But I’m a Leo and Leo’s are cynical.

I want to do this now.
Gun porn.
More gun porn.
I’m loving my 2nd amendment today….
Pole vaulting fail.
That’s going to leave a mark.
Are you afraid of sports equipment? You and this kitten have something in common.
Someone’s getting fired.
Not your typical race.
That was… fucking…. fast.
That could have been way worse.
You remember the news was something to be taken seriously?
Hello everyone. Meet my future daughter.
Epic battle of wills.
They picked a good time to jump.
Seriously cool street performer.
What is it with Hungarians doing stupid shit?
Meanwhile in North Korea….
Michael Bolton can actually be funny? Whoa.
Eat your heart out Linda Blair.
Frisbee time.
Struck by lightning.
I clicked EVERYWHERE and couldn’t find anyone doing it in the trees.
Time to expand my wardrobe.
Skip to 1 minute to watch a cop protect and serve.
I had no idea.
Racism on a game show.
How to murder a song.
Ants vs wasps.
Redneck shredding.
Superman gets in a car wreck.
Politically correct.
No shit, really.
Just had a cuteness overdose…. fuck…. someone get the paddles.
Hostages inside of a Wal Mart insist they never shop at Wal Mart.
Nostalgia Critic: Gordy. A man comes home from a night of drinking. As he falls through the doorway, his wife snaps at him, “What’s the big idea coming home half ass drunk?” The man replies, “I ran out of money.”