When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That’s relativity. – Albert Einstein

Happy Mother’s Day.
This kid is probably cooler than your kid.
14 photographs that shatter your image of famous people.
Awesome mom fails.
So what’s how you do it….
Dude rips this song.
Imbibed 3rd world wife transport.

The 6 most nonchalant ways people dodged death.
Awkward train moments.
Death from afar.
Wake up from coma, first post on facebook.
Motherly love.
Inverted living.
Surprise dad.
Fuck off babies.
Wrong place at the wrong time.
Ice lake dive.
So not cool.
True story Dave.
Irony.
It’s the little things….
Avast ye scurvy dogs!
Well played.
Insane transplant.
Hipster douchebags, meet your god.
Thanks superman.
Looks stable.
iFag.

Homework time.
Wow man, good thing they weren’t all strapped in.
Animal adoption.
Bukookie.
Jesus…. what a dick.
Being a teenager sucks.
Note to self, start carrying chalk.
Conan, you lucky bastard.
Shoplifters beware.
Beyond their years.
Get the pitchforks and torches, we’re going to find this dude.
How in the hell?
His book will be worth millions.
True story, but he was on a bike.
Couch potatoes rejoice!
Transformers for real.
Vinyl trick shots.
How to google WELL.
Weather troll.
Crazy car malfunction.
Passing in style.
The truth about water.
Trololopiza.
Preach it Samuel.
Forever alone dining.
Skin crawl…
Worst couple? I say best batter ever.
Awesome face swap.
Way to hustle.
Handiwhat?
Damn near had his card punched.
A model of badassery.
This looks amusing.
Oh Japan….
Insane sand sculptures.
Shock collar testing.
Not even close.
I feel enlightened.
Skip to 7:30 to see why you should wear gear when you ride a motorcycle. I would like to share an experience with you about drinking and driving. As you well know, some of us have been known to have had brushes with the authorities on our way home from the odd social session over the years. A couple of nights ago, I was out for a few drinks with some friends at the Marriott Hotel and had a few too many beers and some rather nice red wine. Knowing full well I may have been slightly over the limit, I did something I’ve never done before: I took a bus home. Sure enough I passed a police road block but as it was a bus, they waved it past. I arrived home safely without incident which was a real surprise, as I have never driven a bus before and am not sure where I got it.