The Daily Dumb 5-16-2011

On the tits of a barmaid named Gayle, Were tattooed prices of beer, stout, and Ale, And on her behind, For the sake of the blind, Was precisely the same, but in Braille.

mmmm hair nom nom nom.
Kid in Japan is good at faking it.
I don’t remember this episode.
Not in the fucking park.
Worst video game voice acting… mocked well.
Oh Georgie….
Prank time.
2 things I love finally together at last. Cats and tanks.
I’ve seen some weird pets, but this is ridiculous.
Someone’s got to mow the damn lawn.
Transformer light show.
The 7 worst lessons 80′s cartoons taught us about drugs.
the 8 most disgusting animal defenses.
Damn secret missions.
This would get old fast.
Fucking idiots.
Good idea.
How in the fuck man? Public humiliation.
Wow………. in n out does rule though.
How does this moron have his own show?
Chicks failing.
New Japanese game that looks like fun.
That didn’t work out.
Drunk dickhead gets his medicine.
Never saw it coming.
Teaching an old dog new tricks.
6 classic movies you didn’t know were remakes. A man takes his wife to the stock show. They start heading down the alley that had the bulls. They come up to the first bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 50 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “He mated 50 times in a year, you could learn from him.” They proceed to the next bull and his sign stated: “This bull mated 65 times last year.” The wife turns to her husband and says, “This one mated 65 times last year. That is over 5 times a month. You can learn from this one, also.” They proceeded to the last bull and his sign said: “This bull mated 365 times last year.” The wife’s mouth drops open and says, “WOW! He mated 365 times last year. That is ONCE A DAY!!! You could really learn from this one.” The man turns to his wife and says, “Go up and inquire if it was 365 times with the same cow.”