The Daily Dumb 5-21-2009

Lots of funny kids, a spermrider game, interesting facts about orgasm, and much much more.

Smoking can get you fired, or watered.
Old guy creates an express entrace at the city hall.
Parachute accident.
Your old TV isn’t totally worthless!
Funny kids #1.
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Funny kids #7.
Funny kids #8. Fast forward to 2:15.
Funny kids #9.
Funny kids #10.
Funny kids #11.
Funny kids #12.
Funny kids #13.
Funny kids #14.
Spermrider, the game.
Ski jump failure.
Honest commercial.
Next time he won’t be standing there.
That looks vile.
That’s a hell of a lot of pot.
Such good friends letting their drunk friend try to cliff dive.
Dollar bill art.
Ping pong penguin.
A 500 magnum is nastier than a 50 cal round and her elbows are bent. Guess what’s going to happen?
I know I’m feeling inspired now.
Star Trek teaches us about 9/11.
NHL implementing changes to popularize the sport.
Interesting things you didn’t know about orgasm. This guy goes into a supermarket and this old lady is staring at him in a sad way. Through out the store the old lady is there wherever he turns! She is sad and still staring at him. Then the guy goes to purchase his things. The old lady is in front of him! She says,” My son died a few years ago. You look so much like him. On the way out of the store I’ll wave and can you say “Bye Mom” for me?” The guy feels sorry for her so he agrees. As the lady waves, he shouts, “Bye Mom!”. When he is getting ringed up the cashier says, “That will be $567.65 sir.” He says, “How can it be that much? I’m only buying 7 things!” The cashier replies, “Your mom said that you’d pay.”