The Daily Dumb 5-21-2012

He who laughs last didn’t get it.

6 absurd movie plots you won’t believe are based in reality.
Can I get one of these? K thx.
Nothing like having the wind knocked out of you from your back.
We all knew it was true anyway.
Snooki gets the Sparta welcome.
Cool baby bird.
I heart this chick.
5 terrifying secrets about riding in an ambulance.
Show this to every idiot you know. Let’s make the world a better place.
Check out the overachiever getting shit done.
Awesome bachelor party prank.
Umpire wants his head kicked in.
The teacher who hates his pupils.
Nice to see a cop who isn’t a total dick.
This was seriously hard to watch at times.
Chalk fight.
Seagull grab.
Man vs Metro.
Seriously screwed him up.
Pissed off dog.
Why the fuck are these people parents?
Grandpa win.
Awesome dog.
Origami win.
I second this.
Pretty damn badass.
Honest transformers.
Fuckin’ pwned.
Rapping in accents.
Sherlock Cunt.
Yeah, fuck that shit.
4 years? m/
Awkward landing.
Too true.
Hope he assembled that thing with plenty of loctite.
Monkey see monkey do.
No local play mode? Good job fucktards. This fag’s going to have a spaz attack.
Canine first world problems.
What the hell?
Hilarious honesty.
Not the point of failure I expected.
Now that is a truck.
Dickhead sheep.
Fishing shortcut.
The morning after.
What the fuck did he walk in on?
Awesome bike fails.
Interesting 3 way.
he didn’t earn the homomobile. :(
Reasons to watch God Bless America.
Badass time lapse.
Way badass place to live.
Dumbass dog.
Fuckin’ assholes. Let her go.
Somehow he saves it.
Watch out for speed bumps.
How will he claw his way out of this one.
It gets boring in the desert…..
Good night.
Take a minute to hack your brain.
Great tribute to the Beasties… by the next generation.
Alcohol and physics don’t mix.
5 iconic pop culture moments improvised at the last second.
I dare you to not sing this at the grocery store later today.
Total fail.
Perspective. At the exact same time there are two young men on opposite sides of the Earth. One is walking a tight rope between two skyscrapers. The other is receiving oral sex from a 98 year old woman. Q – They are both thinking to themselves the exact same thing. What are they both thinking? A- Don’t Look Down!