A mathematician named Hall Had a hexahedron cal ball The cube of its weight Times his pecker, plus eight Is his phone number … give him a call
So I found out what happened Saturday…
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Stupid on so many levels.
Boot to the head.
Dancing with the dark side.
Top 10 gravity fails.
Fishing for dummies.
Nice one…..
Stick around for the ending on this one.
RIP
Stunt doesn’t quite work out.
Guys steals a cop car and crashes it, real life GTA.
Semi lift fail.
Macho Man videos.
How blinky died.
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The kid has taste.
Rollin’
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Dog+balloon.
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Must have.
Frogger.
This bitch loves balls in her mouth.
Don’t jump to conclusions.
An exciting day at the job.
Smashing performance.
2 ton slapping machine.
How to wake up if you’re falling asleep driving.
Scared the shit out of him.
Crazy affliction.
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6 objects you won’t believe people managed to lose.
This prank rocks. When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later, the town drunk was walking through the cemetery and heard some strange noise coming from the area where Beethoven was buried. Terrified, the drunk ran and got the priest to come and listen to it. The priest bent close to the grave and heard some faint, unrecognizable music coming from the grave. Frightened, the priest ran and got the town magistrate. When the magistrate arrived, he bent his ear to the grave, listened for a moment, and said, “Ah, yes, that’s Beethoven’s Ninth Symphony, being played backwards.” He listened a while longer, and said, “There’s the Eighth Symphony, and it’s backwards, too. Most puzzling.” So the magistrate kept listening; “There’s the Seventh… the Sixth… the Fifth…” Suddenly the realization of what was happening dawned on the magistrate; he stood up and announced to the crowd that had gathered in the cemetery, “My fellow citizens, there’s nothing to worry about. It’s just Beethoven decomposing