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Nostalgia Critic: Revenge of the commercials. A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused. A man comes in and asks the farmer, “Hey, why are you sitting here on this beautiful day getting drunk?” The farmer says, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened that’s so horrible?” “Well, today I was sitting by my cow milking her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her left leg and kicked over the bucket.” The man said, “Okay, but that’s not so bad.” The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So what happened then?” Wait for the picture to load to see the illustration”I took her left leg and tied it to the post on the left.” “And then?” “Well, I sat back down and continued to milk her. Just as I got the bucket about full, she took her right leg and kicked over the bucket.” “Again?” said the man. The farmer replied, “Some things you just can’t explain.” “So, what did you do then?” “I took her right leg this time and tied it to the post on the right.” “And then?” “Well, I sat back down and began milking her again. Just as I got the bucket about full, the stupid cow knocked over the bucket with her tail.” “Hmmm…” said the man. “Some things you just can’t explain,” replied the farmer. “So, what did you do?” “Well, I didn’t have any more rope, so I took off my belt and tied her tail to the rafter. In that moment, my pants fell down and my wife walked in… Some things you just can’t explain.”