The Daily Dumb 5-28-2009

Leaping cannibals, retarded Brits, dumbass honkey bitches, and much much more.

Fast renovation.
This dude is nuckin’ futs.
Oh Microsoft…. check out method #2.
Meat cards. FUck yeah.
He talks fast and speaks the truth.
THAT is a tattoo.
Dumbass honkey bitches.
A chilling tale.
Don’t have any good plans for the next month. Try this one.
What in the hell is this thing?
Leaping cannibals. m/
You sank his battleship.
How NOT to get a job.
Badass time lapse drawing.
Brits are retarded.
Skip to :50 seconds and get ready to cringe.
Karma is a stone face bitch.
6 world changing inventions that didn’t change shit. Arafat wants a postage stamp issued with his picture on it. So, he instructs his people, stressing that it should be of high International quality. The stamps are created, printed, and released. Arafat is very pleased. But within a few days of release of the stamp, he begins hearing complaints that the stamp is not sticking, and he became infuriated. He calls the people responsible and orders them to investigate the matter. They check the matter out at several post offices, and they report the problem to Arafat. The report states, “There is nothing wrong with the quality of the stamp. The problem is people are spitting on the wrong side.”