The Daily Dumb 5-28-2012

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Let’s start this off right.
The 5 weirdest things you learn when driving across America.
The engines are just powerful enough for the payload of their pilot’s balls.
It’s memorial day assholes. Show some respect.
Guy walks into a bar, orders 2 beers, drinks 1 and leaves. Bartender found this.
Moving sucks.
Band of the century.
They’re like earthquakes to us Californians.
An early lesson in gambling.
5 ways to improve cats.
So much truth.
Watch out for obstacles.
Next time on Lonny….
Scary as shit.
Make the most of what you’ve got.
It’s still real to me damn it!
So much truth.
The 5 most diabolical crimes planned and executed by kids.
I seriously hope this was a joke.
Dumbass dog.
Not so dumbass dog.
Trick shot master…. with Ensiferum in the background… fuck yeah.
Bye House.
Cohen speaks as himself.
King of the useless.
Little girl xylophone/percussion shred? Fuck it, why not?
Drug war hypocrisy.
College kids rejoice!
Pretty sure my lungs would ‘splode.
Stop traffic: Get mauled by gay hipsters.
Fucker strikes again.
Cotton candy sorcery!
Fake real guns? I want one.
Little girl hears for the first time.
Saudi car rolling, body parts flying everywhere…. probably get removed soon. FUUUUUCk.
5 infuriating things that nobody tells you about college. When 3 people have sex it’s called a threesome. When 2 people have sex it’s called a twosome. Now I understand why they call you handsome.