The Daily Dumb 5-4-2012

Employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the ass. The key to management is knowing which mules are which.

Beard FTW
Mandatory “AWWWW” story.
YOU SHALL ALL BEAR WITNESS!
Makes me wanna use the force.
Differences in the sexes.
Flipping and shooting…. alright.
Ass was saved by a large chunk of wood.
What’s that noise?
That’s right. Don’t be a dick.
Meanwhile in Japan.
Baby: The other white meat.
Smelly dog.
What if Kim Kardashian’s vagina and Mark Hamill’s acting career were to meet?
Mama said knock you out.
Counting is important.
Win….fail….. who cares? It’s awesome.
Feline hatred.
Look for it.
Mean ass bike wreck.
Turn the key off idiot.
Japanese hipsters are on another fucking level entirely.
5 every day rip offs that are surprisingly easy to avoid.
I heart nerds.
True story… :(
Efficiency gives me a stiffy.
His homeowner’s association told him that he couldn’t fly the American flag in his yard. Fuck you.
True wisdom.
I’ll take 2 of each please.
Hipster origins.
Names.
This chimp is awesome.
No brainer.
Fuuuuuuuuuck. Leave her alone leatherface.
Douchebag hipster cop must die.
Vegan dad sobs like a woman.
The moment I saw that beard I knew this shit was going to work.
Canine intelligence capacity?
Degrasse on being a meme.
5 people who escaped death by being lazy. A guy walks into a bar, orders six jager shots. The bartender asks him if it’s a special occasion? The guy answers “Yes indeed, my very first blowjob”. The bartender gets excited and says “Congratulations, I’ll give you the seventh shot on the house”. The guy answers “Nah, if six jager shots isn’t enough to get rid of the taste, the seventh wont make much of a difference”.