There once was a girl named Tristan Whose beer that she ordered was was pissed in She said “I don’t think,” As she spit out her drink, “On the menu that this one was listed.”
Funny prank with some tape.
Self explanatory URL.
World’s lamest beer thief.
It really is the simple things….
If you didn’t see this coming you’re retarded.
The next day he found his underwear hanging from the flag pole.
Eating other people’s food.
Didn’t see that coming.
Shit like this makes me wonder why Chris Farley never had a scooter.
His future is looking bright.
How Donkey Kong should’ve gone down.
Oh, the little league days.
Cop is having a bad day.
Things that look like faces.
Where do people find these dogs with self control?
Take lots of drugs, and click this.
9 absurd movie premises that actually happened.
Nostalgia Critic: Jaws 4. Two nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. “Who is it?” calls one of the nuns. “Blind man,” replies a voice from the other side. The two nuns look at each other and shrug; deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door. “Nice tits,” says the man. “Where do you want these blinds?”