The Daily Dumb 6-11-2012

“One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures.” -George W. Bush

Let’s start this show.
kerplunk.
The duke was wise.
Worthy of whistling.
Never should have gotten Fido that iphone.
Idiots for life. Check the whole gallery.
It’s nap time!!!!!!!
Texan sandles.
Thank you.
Holy forever alone!
When Chevy provides clips and music and asks the internet to make commercials for them…. hilarious shit happens.
SOOPREEM KOOLIN!
Metalcats m/
PETA nightmare fuel.
Hammocks: Created to KILL
Stupid criminals get their asses kicked.
A winning tribute to Ray Bradbury.
This is canine for “OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG”
This guy is going places.
Cool card trick.
Fucking hipsters.
Bee whisperer.
Gambling on a fart.
Nice save.
Get a haircut.
Sweet ride.
That’s the power of PINE SOL!
Good on ya Greg.
Fantastic shaming idea.
Sure seemed like a great idea at the time…
He makes a damn convincing robot.
Soooo cheese.
Doubtfire gone horror!
Everyday she’s shufflin’
I’d like to solve the puzzle! I’m a shouting dumbass!
Beauty in the extreme.
Awww, poor suicidal dude.
More pool shots you couldn’t possibly make.
Don’t want to be left out.
Animal attack.
Horrible ad placement.
That’s some damn cute bacon.
Vocal virtuoso.
Sportsmanship.
40 of the most powerful photographs ever taken.
Road trippin’ in Norway. MUST…..MOTORCYCLE…..RIDE…..
I can’t wait til I’m old and who gives a fuck.
Are we still debating this? Really?
Whiskey like a sir.
Looks like a great spot for a nap.
Get those bitches Elmer.
This spot looks good too.
Looks like a fun construction project.
So fucking boring….
Wow… that’s SOOO punny.
5 great ways to destroy your highly anticipated video game.
pass me a beer!
Some friends are a real drag.
I know a lot of famous “musicians” who could use a similar blow to the head.
Low standards can get you places.
Do you know this guy too?
Seriously.
Solid plan.
Fucking stupid christians.
The nerve of some people.
Sleep well fuckers.
Damn. Barely made it.
Overshot that one a bit.
Dude is flippin’ nuts.
The sun is a real dick.
Bangbus: Foreign edition.
Bus makes unscheduled stop.
For being stupid looking, that’s a smart dog.
The fast way down. A crusty old man walks into the local Lutheran Church and says to the secretary, ‘I would like to join this damn church’. The astonished woman replies, ‘I beg your pardon, sir. I must have misunderstood you. What did you say?’ Listen up, damn it. I said I want to join this damn church!’ ‘I’m very sorry sir, but that kind of language is not tolerated in this church. The secretary leaves her desk and goes into the pastor’s study to inform him of her situation. The pastor agrees that the secretary does not have to listen to that foul language. They both return to her office and the pastor asks the old geezer, Sir, what seems to be the problem here? ‘There is no damn problem,’ the man says. ‘I just won $200 million bucks in the damn lottery and I want to join this damn church to get rid of some of this damn money. ‘I see,’ said the pastor. ‘And is this bitch giving you a hard time?’