here once was a lass from Kilkenney Whose usual price was a penny For half of that sum You could finger her bum. I forgot that which rhymes here with penny
A beloved internet classic I was thinking about today.
What a dumbass.
I don’t get it.
Sarah’s favorite too!
More coordination than she was capable of.
I’ve come up with way more ways than this guy. He doesn’t even use my favorite, an altoids case.
Martial arts demo or seizure, you decide.
Another childhood lesson caught on tape.
Baby: The other white meat.
You know you’re due for a shower when…….
HEY KIDS! Today we’re going to learn about physics.
CAN YOU SMELL THE GRIP TAPE?????
A family photo that should’ve been burned.
NAMBLA vacation spot.
Best use of fruit ever.
An old man that WILL beat your ass.
Sit n spin, like a BOSS.
This guy takes Halloween way too seriously.
Best news I’ve gotten all day.
The 6 most ominous trends in video games.
He’s smiling because now the dishes are done.
Serious balloon art.
Bad day on the job.
Best dating video ever.
Endeavours final mission.
Pegged the needle on my weird meter.
Meanwhile in Canada…..
I’m ASHAMED to say I got 30/30 on this test.
Horrible bike flip attempt.
Lovely wake up.
Look both ways.
Facebook takes your retardation to an open forum.
Meanwhile in Russia….
Eating shit with authority.
How a prank can go very poorly.
6 people who had no clue their faces were world famous.
Nostalgia Critic: True Grit old vs new. Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my wife would be pleasant and say, “Happy birthday!”, and possibly have a present for me. As it turned out, she barely said good morning, let alone “Happy birthday”. I thought… well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids will remember. My kids ate breakfast and didn’t say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and somewhat despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary, Jane said, “Good morning boss, happy birthday!” It felt a little better that at least someone had remembered. I worked until one o’clock and then Jane knocked on my door and said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day outside, and it’s your birthday, let’s go out to lunch, just you and me”. I said, “Thanks Jane, that’s the greatest thing I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!” We went to lunch. But we didn’t go where we normally would go. We dined instead at a little place with a private table. We had two martinis each and I enjoyed the meal tremendously. On the way back to the office, Jane said, “You know, it’s such a beautiful day… We don’t need to go back to the office, do we?” I responded, “I guess not. What do you have in mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my apartment”. After arriving at her apartment Jane turned to me and said, “Boss, if you don’t mind, I’m going to step into the bedroom for a moment. I’ll be right back”. “OK”, I nervously replied. She went into the bedroom and, after a couple of minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake… followed by my wife, kids, and dozens of my friends and co-workers, all singing “Happy Birthday”. And I just sat there… On the couch… Naked…