The Daily Dumb 6-15-2012

I like turtles.

Avatar review.
The 7 most terrifying mouths in nature.
Love at first sight.
Haters.
If I said he looked like a dog, I’d be… lyin’
Evolution of flight.
Math mph
Nickelback concert!
His parents must be proud.
Trolololo
Proper way to do a beer run.
Will you survive?
Now THAt is service.
R.I.P. Goodfella.
Now that’s a cargo rack.
Soccer shenanigans.
You don’t always want to get an early start.
Boogers.
Like a goddamn boss.
The music alone makes it.
Exponential parenting fail.
Trolling an insect.
Awesome dickhead dads.
French advertising win level: Chuck Norris.
Superb driving skills.
Fuck the system.
Top 10 movie gangster quotes.
6 ways Japanese wrestling makes the WWE look sane.
Nice job fellas.
Surprised he didn’t catch a beating.
Privacy is no laughing matter.
Big ass spider. A guy is at work when he hears a voice in his head. “Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas” He ignores the voice, but it keeps coming back. “Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas” Months go by, and the voice won’t stop. “Quit your job. Sell your house. Take the money, and go to Las Vegas” Finally the guy can’t take it anymore. He quits his job. He sells his house. He takes all the money and buys a plane ticket to Las Vegas. The second the plane touches down, he hears the voice in his head: “Go to a casino” He goes to a casino. “Find the roulette table” He finds the roulette table. “Put everything on 17 Black” He puts everything on 17 Black. The dealer spins the wheel. It comes up Red 36. The voice in his head says.. Fuck.