The Daily Dumb 6-17-2011

In the garden of Eden sat Adam, Massaging the bust of his madam, He chuckled with mirth, For he knew that on earth, There were only two boobs and he had ‘em.

Insects make terrible computer operators.
That could’ve been a much worse day.
I’m in love I think.
Magic rings.
Fully maxxed.
Show off turns into face off.
So that’s where that dancing comes from.
Viral greatest hits.
These photos will harness your inner wuss.
A great way to send your children to bed.
The lioness defends her young.
….and that’s when shit got real.
Bear ninjas… now we’re all doomed.
Next week at show and tell, Billy found out something about him was…. different.
They must have hid all of the trash and bums that day.
Great talk show video from back in the day.
That’s not even a faceplant…. that’s a face sled.
6 impossible escapes using impossibler methods.
Green Lantern. Maria is a devoted religious girl. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’re finally together.” A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse me, father, but you do mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?” The priest says, “I mean her legs.”