The Daily Dumb 6-24-2010

Soccer racism, a pedo totally owned, a muppet staring contest, and much much more.

8 real grade schools that went completely insane.
They should practice their gay trains somewhere safer.
Cat>Dog
This actually startled me when I watched it.
Crab gets naked.
Cats: Not giving a fuck since 10,000BC
The internet has no compassion for you.
Japan is back with more weird shit.
Soccer is racist.
Pedo totally fucking owned.
People have some serious spare time.
Greatest tool for the impending zombie apocalypse.
You can’t keep a good baby toucher down.
A fight where nobody is the winner.
Remote control girlfriend gets revenge pranked.
A moments of pants-shitting terror for this camera man.
Nostalgia critic: 90′s sports montage.
Emails from an asshole: The Shaniqua chronicles part 1. The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate’ in a sentence. Molly put up her hand and said, ‘My family went to my granddad’s farm, and we all saw his pet sheep It was fascinating.’ The teacher said, ‘That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate, not fascinating’. Sally raised her hand. She said, ‘My family went to see Rock City and I was ‘fascinated.’ The teacher said, ‘Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate.’ Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word ‘fascinate’, so she called on him. Johnny said, ‘My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten eight.’ The teacher sat down and cried.