The Daily Dumb 6-27-2012

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Same shit, different asshole.
Yeah Liam, get that bitch.
5 basic rights you won’t believe we still have to fight for.
Matt the travelling dance junkie returns for a last performance.
Poor timing.
This kid should immediately be moved to at least the 4th grade.
Top 10 fails of summer.
Tyson is nuttier than squirrel turds.
Cat teaches the dogs.
Dad gets trolled hard.
Not the first time this has happened to microsoft.
How the fucK?
Oooooh is that a box?
5 things girls don’t seem to understand about nice guys.
…… this is totally lame.
Racing down a glacier is pretty hardcore.
Hardcore decongestant.
Awesome water slide.
Tough old cat.
Garage filled with the bear necessities.
If Michael Bay directed soccer matches.
Seven minutes of terror.
It’s sad when your daughter is tougher than you.
Now you know where to litter.
Who you callin’ a pussy?
House saved by stoners.
Amish dude falls out of a plane.
Cancer can go fuck itself.
Shouldn’t it be Pokey?
Know your rights.
Stupid but amusing world record.
The world’s smallest and hairiest jazz band.
The 9 most brilliant pieces of comedy hiding on youtube.
Forgot your password? Click here.
Best of the psycho girlfriend meme.
He’s just missing the padded room.
She’s a girl alright.
Thor….
Getting a cat to listen… amazing.
How in the hell?
A sequel worth seeing.
Gary Oldman has a few words to say.
TEST YOUR MIGHT!
Slo mo slinky.
This is the most random thing I’ve seen today.
Nice stop.
Minnesota soccer mom’s ride.
Judge judy pwning.
Damn funny prank.
Stupid squid biker.
BMX is getting totally nuts.
Get out the way bitch.
Oh man… that outfit.
End this false money wasting war already.
6 insane conspiracy theories that actually happened. Friendship among Women: A woman didn’t come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. Friendship among Men: A man didn’t come home one night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight confirmed that he had slept over, and two said he was still there.